Your Candy Heart is "Fuck Me"

When people say V-day is romantic, they're not wrong.

It's just that you're idea of romance is doing it all night long.

So screw the dinner, the cards, and the roses.

You'll show love by doing it in many poses.



What Naughty Candy Heart Are You?

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You are a SUBTLE Flirt!

This is the female equivalent of "the strong and silent type."

Or, the whole "still waters run deep" thing.

And that makes you dangerous. Oh, yes…dangerous.

You lull men (and competitive women) into a false sense of security.

By appearing nonthreatening, quiet and unassuming, you can strike at the right moment, when no one's expecting it.

It's a method that’s tried and true over the ages and it works wonders for you.

So go on, with your sneaky self, Ms. Covert Ops.



What Kind of Flirt Are *You*?

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You Would Make $1000 a Night!

You're not quite ready for the world of a high class hooker

But you've got the skills to see a few generous clients each night



How Much Could You Make as a Prostitute?

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Your Stripper Name is Elly Mae!

You're a small town girl who's the big star at your local strip club.

Sure you may not be a Scores girl in NYC, but you're by far the hottest chick in town.

And that means, eventually, that you'll probably snag the richest guy in town - Anna Nicole style.

You'll give a lap dance or two if it means an extra twenty dollar bill at the end of the night...

But you're shocked by what some strippers will do to make some extra cash.

You are a friendly girl and don't mind pleasing customers - as long as you can still look your grandmother in the eye.



What's *Your* Stripper Name?

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My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Punk! My kind of friend. You could care less what
other ppl think of you. You want friends who
like you for who you are and not what you have.
I mean, sure, sometimes you stick fries up your
nose, but thats ok. People love you because you
crack them up immensly! Your amoung friends!
Rate my quiz fellow Homie!


Are you one of the three P's? (Punk/Prep/Poser)?
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